Two and a half weeks. It’s not one of my priorities.

Two and a half weeks. It’s not one of my priorities.

Anonymous asked: Are you gonna get a stripper pole installed? I heard it makes you stronger and more flexible~

Yes, obviously. What’s it like in your heads? Wasn’t the answer clear to you or… oh. No. You all are too simple. I see.

You sodding prat. We’re not getting a stripper pole.

Experiment concluded.