Anonymous asked: Sherlock, what would you do if John was kidnapped by a cannibal?

He’d probably shoot the person. He does that rather frequently when I’m involved.

Or I could carefully decide the best option depending on the situation..

Improbable.

Is that so?

Yes. Why do you continue staring at the clouds?

I like to watch them.

How could you possibly enjoy that?

It’s entertaining. You can make shapes out of them.

You’ve gone mad, John. Good thing we’re stopping a Bart’s later.

You’re the one collecting dirt and grass samples to experiment on when we get back to the flat.

And how is that bad?

It’s not- just odd.

Oh really?

I’m not going to fight with you. We’re in public- we’re having a reasonably nice time. I won’t let you ruin this.

You sound like my mother.

You sound grouchy.

I’ll attempt to stop, fine?

Perfect.