Anonymous asked: It's me again, dear Mr. Holmes, the anonymous inquiring about hiring you to help close a case against my husband. If only it were as simple as an affair, much easier to prove a case against that. I knew you would immediately pick up that that wasn't the case! My computer access is monitored, and I'm afraid I've already said enough to cause trouble. If I've piqued your interest enough not to be considered boring, may I call you? Has your number changed since posting it on your website?

Seeing as I’ve been left case-less for a great deal of time, I must say I am interested. The one inscibed on the blogs is still correct. Do call.

Anonymous asked: You guys are wrong. A lot of us 'inhabiters' would love to love on your couch and mediate your fights and look away slightly reluctantly while you are kissing and freak out if something explodes and pay lots of rent.

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One question, because I’m almost certain Sherlock is done discussing this by the look of his face while he picks at his eggs: Why?

vexedcer asked: What is the strangest ask you've ever gotten?

Anything pertaining to sex.

This one.

Oh yes. What about this?

They’re all bonkers. 

The inhabiters are infatuated. Morbidly obsessed.

God, we’ve gotten some awful ones.

talesofdorks-deactivated2019072 asked: Sherlock since it bothers you so much, what kind of asks do you want?

Anything not pertaining to sex. It’s pointless and rude. 

Anonymous asked: Since the topic of Harry Potter has arisen in a few recent asks, have you two ever heard of Potterlock?

Isn’t that where we are present in Hogwarts?

It appears so, but it’s also unimportant. Trivial, minor, insignificant..