Anonymous asked: Dr. Watson, Mr. Sherlock, I need your help terribly! My girlfriend insisted that we get these horrible pink curtains for our living room and I dislike them so much I just have to get rid of them. She's away on a business trip and I don't know what's better, burning the curtains or shredding them? What do you suggest?

We’ve become consulting mentors.

If you don’t like the curtains, tell her.

Burning leaves too much evidence. Shred them or give them to a friend.

We are not ruining a relationship, Sherlock.

Just providing my opinion.

acharisma-deactivated20180428 asked: Hello! Okay, so I'm getting braces within the next year or so, and my best friend has braces, which makes me a little bit more comfortable with them, but I was wondering if you two had braces and/or had to have glasses when you were younger. Because I have glasses AND soon-to-be braces. I'll look like a nerd, but it is my personality, so I guess it's okay. Bye friends! :3 -Ash

Don’t be worried! Many of adults even have them!

What is of her icon?

Ignore it.

I didn’t have braces, Mycroft did. Mother said my teeth were fine. Although he resembled a caged berry (don’t ask) and always had candy stuck in them, I’m sure you wont even appear anything like him.

I had glasses, no braces, but it is suggested to receive a laser eye surgery before going into the army so I do not need them any longer. You’ll be fine, no reason to stress.

Anonymous asked: <3

What is less than three? Anything could be. Please specify. 

It could possibly be a code.

Anonymous asked: A woman meets a man she had never seen before while they were both attending her mother's funeral. He was kind and sweet, but she didn't get his name or contact information before he left. This woman went home and killed her sister. Why?

You’re trying to test if I’m a psychopath or not, which I assure you otherwise, but the woman was hoping that the man would appear at the funeral again.

heyitsmicaylee asked: Are you guys more than friends? I haven't been on this blog very long but I can already sense the tension between you two

Yes, I suppose so.

We still are embarrassed by many prospects of this new relationship.

It is quite nice at times.

Such as right now?

 Exceedingly.

iamfandom asked: Opinions on the Doctor? Have you met him?

How could I have met a fictional character?

My opinions on him are here.

Anonymous asked: Mr. Holmes I think you made me smile more in the little time that we have talked than any of my "friends" have ever in the past. Thank you so much for saying you guys will be my friends even though it was probably just you guys being nice. I'll stop annoying you guys now. Thank you again c: - HF<3

I don’t make people smile this much. How odd.

You’re not bugging us, but alright.

Anonymous asked: Hello again, guys. Erm, I'm the anon with the mental stuff. I have anxiety too, John, so that's kinda cool to know we're similar. My name's Courtney, by the way, and I only eat common condiments on my toast too! Maybe sometime we could have a conversation about that...talking about simple stuff helps distract me sometimes. I'm actually sort of doing that now, but I'm happy you're here to talk to me. Sherlock, you're probably getting bored, but it'd be nice to at least try to simply talk.

As long as you don’t crave for danger, then yes it is nice.

Glad to know there are other boring toast condimenters out there too.

You live with one, Sherlock.

Yes, but you’re many things.

You’re metaphors are confusing..

It wasn’t a metaphor.

..What would you like to talk about, Courtney?

Anonymous asked: favorite toast condiment? (I personally prefer avocado with salt.)

Jam. Now I’m hungry.

The violin is far more important. Get it yourself.

I never asked you to-

I prefer honey or cinnamon. Butter. Nothing uncommon.

Anonymous asked: I don't expect much from asking this question since I know Sherlock does not openly show a lot of emotion, but I have to let you know that unknowingly you've saved my life. You really have, and I know it's hard to understand, but Sherlock can do the deducing. I have mental issues, and I deal with self harm. I just wanted to let you know that you two are two of the few people in my life (although you aren't necessarily) keeping me here. So thanks. Please give my love to Mrs. Hudson.

You are right about that- I am not very sentimental at most times, but I must admit that I am thrilled with you for sticking it out, problems and all. Very thrilled. John too. 

I’m so very proud at how far you’ve come. Even though your problems seem as if they may last forever and ever and ever, they’ll go away. My PTS (technically my anxiousness for danger) grew really uncomfortable for awhile a year or two before I had met this bastard, but as you can see I’ve gotten enormously better and you will too. You’ve got to stick it out with us. With Sherlock's boredom, with my frustration. Hell, even with Mycroft’s diet. Congratulations on getting this far. We’re so proud of you, even if Science of Deduction over here has his own ways of showing it.

Although you called me a bastard and poked fun at my blog We’ve discussed this before, John. No mentioning mine, no mentioning yours., I agree with him. John says it more.. naturally.

Finally some appreciation!

Yes. I should start tallying all the regards to Mrs. Hudson for when she stops up next..

3 so far?

4, I believe.