Anonymous asked: I think there's a good explanation as to why the little girl screamed at you. Moriarty was going to poison them with mercury, and who's to say he didn't poison them before they ate the chocolates too? Her mind would have been fuzzy, and all it would take to pretend to be you would be a wig and make up. Her mind would be so clouded, she would only get a vague impression of her kidnapper. Thus, once she saw you, she would think you were her kidnapper.

The chances are high of Moriarty being influenced into the situation, I never was uncertain about this, however because we haven’t looked into the case I will not blame him just yet. It is nice to see one of you inhabiters taking to clues so intensely.

Anonymous asked: John, can Sherlock deduced your moods? Like, does he know just by looking at you when you're upset or mad or happy? Do his deductions of you and other people every get annoying or are they always brilliant?

Yes he can. He has the ability to rattle off everything about my day, my mood, and practically what I’m thinking just by a glance, but somehow he seems to always be fascinating. Sherlock has learned to keep most of them referring to me in his head, but some slip. He’s incredibly clever.

Maybe you should try saying it in a different language; you’ve worn out this one.

You’re the one that knows French.

Vous êtes une déception à certains moments et ronflez comme le fond d'un cochon, mais j'apprécie les remarques.

I don’t understand any of that.

My point clearly.

annasayre asked: I know you guys have said that you're still kinda in a weird spot with your relationship but I was wondering, Sherlock, what it's like to kiss John?

I will regret this, nonetheless it’s very appealing to kiss John. Humans may not have a large bundle of necessities, but I feel as if he is one of them- with out him part of me shuts down. This has never happened to me before. Kissing him is only to show affection, but I am reassured that I’ll never be lonely again and there is always one who is proud of my achievements. It’s quite lovely, if I do say so myself.

He’s blushing now. Just a fact.

Anonymous asked: It's the title that scares them. This old psychopath test didn't really test whether or not you were a psychopath, it tested whether or not you could think logically with the presented evidence. The students then have to consider: would you know you were a psychopath if that was how you were born? This is more fun one to test the parameters of imagination: A man shoots his wife, bathes her in chemicals, and hangs her up. The neighbors saw everything but didn't call the police. Why? --The Riddler

Camera- he took a picture of her. Easy. 

Brilliant.

Anonymous asked: Have there been any cases where you've had to act like something you aren't?

Many, actually. I’ve been a police officer, fireman, bar tender, often a blasted civilian, and a few other things.

Sometimes he’ll use my old uniform.

Not generally. It’s to small for me.

lochg asked: Hi! love your blog. Sherlock, question. In the case where the american ambassador's children were kidnapped, why DID the little girl scream at the sight of you? You weren't previously involved

There are many explanations. She could have been in shock, Moriarty could have poisoned her and/or disfigured her brain, a trigger could have affected her. Anything, really. I’ve actually forgotten about it until now.

Anonymous asked: Sherlock: What can you deduce from my tattoos? I have three wolves running across my back, "aude sapere" on the inside of my right elbow, and a unitarian chalice right beneath it. John: Do you have any tattoos? If you *had* to get a tattoo, what would it be and why?

Why would it be necessary for me to deduce the ink on your arm?

I don’t want any tattoos.

Neither do I, but I think a deerstalker on my shoulder would be riveting.

You’re a seething mad git, John. Take that remark back.

Sorry, I’m busy watching the telly. Maybe later?

Sodding prat.

lochg asked: who has the more annoying alarm clock?

I do, because Sherlock does’t have one anymore.

It was an experiment!

I still have to wake you up every morning!

That’s not necessarily a bad thing. The circuits didn’t do as planned; the fire wasn’t too horrendous. React appropriately.

There was a fire!

I put it out. Calm yourself.

thepoweroffriendshipgivesumoney asked: Have either of you guys heard of a Steven Moffat?

He’s the director of Doctor Who currently, right?

Yes.

Anonymous asked: How do you guys feel when asked about your relationship?

It all depends on how it is asked.

See, if someone were to simply ask if we were in a relationship or not we would respond with a ‘yes’, but if they added some other topics we would asnwer differently.

It’s not that bad, though. I realize, we realize, that some people do not know, so we mustn’t become angered. Right?

I suppose.