Anonymous asked: M!A: Do something sexy for each other ;)

Why do you think we need an M!A to do this to each other? Do you realize that we do leave out certain parts of our life on the blog (or any blog, really)?

You don’t even understand the depths of what happens behind our screen.

We’ll leave it at that.

Anonymous asked: M!A: Sherlock, punch John :)

No, sorry. Not planning on punching him any time soon.

You want him to punch me? I was a soldier. I killed people!

You were a doctor, John-

I had bad days!

Yes, fine. Okay…Just continue with your blog. Sorry.

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A large, deep, pounding slammed itself against 221’s entrance.

Two.

Another bellow emerged from the blue-soaked embers.

Three.

The pounds shook the door awake with a startle each time.

John rushed to the door and gripped the handle just as the fourth was beginning. In his right hand he clutched his cane while his Sauer P226 standard was hidden near his lower back. In a single jerked movement, he threw the large door open.

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“Sherlock, I’m back,” John called from the steps. He’d grown used to carrying up the groceries alone, grown used to Sherlock continuing whatever the hell he was working on, but he hadn’t grown used to seeing Sherlock at the top of the steps, which this time he did.

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all--stories asked: M!A: Sherlock ignores a bad cold (and John's advice) to work a case. Eventually he becomes feverish enough to begin behaving strangely.

Sherlock-

No, don’t. I’m in no need of rest. Just because Anderson may have coughed on me had no sudden impact on my health.

Really? The scientist is saying this?

Yes, why not?

Jesus, just eat your bloody sandwich.

Lestrade phoned earlier.

Yes, I know. Heard the ring.

We’re needed at the Yard.

howdoi-art asked: M!A Sherlock, get a haircut

No. I forbid it.

I thought you weren’t going to fret over these things.

I am now. It’s not happening.

He’s running his fingers through my hair again. Thank you. I did wish for this. I hope you can see the sarcasm in my eyes, dear asker.

Shut up and enjoy it, prat.

Oh, I will.

Anonymous asked: M!A: Ask Lestrade what the nature of his relationship with your brother is and if he asks why, reply, 'Many fans of the blog seem to be about to deduce things better than the whole Yard.' (you can make that sentence sound more Sherlockian)

You will regret this. 

Your precautions don’t bother me.

Anonymous asked: M!A Sherlock "accidentally" pushes Anderson down a set of stairs on the next case. John claims witness that it was merely an accident, and the both of them go home, no laws broken.

This is very realistic.

No. Sherlock, no.

I won’t harm him…horribly.

You won’t harm him at all. I forbid it.

But you can’t possibly deny this.

Oh, but you can.

Not with this.

Anonymous asked: Um, this was kind of a dare, buuuut... Can I have a hug from Sherlock? Please? *puppy dog eyes*

How may I logically do such a thing? This is the internet, not a social gathering event.

I’ll hug him for you.

Now that is logical and desired for.

Anonymous asked: M!A: Sherlock reads a fictional book that he enjoys. John suggests it.

I’m not even- 

Harry Potter. May as well, considering we still have it.

Isn’t it overdue?

You’re reading it.

Am not.

What? Are we now magically five?

Your puns aren’t humorous; no need in attempting.