Anonymous asked: You guys don't even really seem to like each other anymore...have you broken up?

No.

Mrs. Hudson says we act like a married couple.

Arguing is adoration in our language.

I thought our language was eyebrow raising for takeout.

That too.

I assure you we’re still together and aren’t planning on changing it anytime soon. Sherlock just doesn’t seem to understand the dangers of some of his experiments and the health risks they bring.

If it really bothers you I’ll pitch it. Just join me in bed. It’s not as warm without you.

You sod.

Thank you.

Anonymous asked: Du sprichst Deutsch, Herr Holmes? Ich habe es nicht gewusst. Ich habe ueber Ihre Arbeit online gelesen.

Selbstverständlich. John jedoch nicht, er bevorzugt es deshalb englisch zu sprechen. Wie es scheint ist sein Verstand weitaus einfacher gestrickt.

I really dislike when you talk about me in different languages. 

Not my problem.