Anonymous asked: Sorry guys, I was reading previous entries in your blog and I saw that John punched Sherlock. JOHN! That's not how you deal with things!!! You don't beat up your partner! I am very upset, isn't that domestic violence?? :(

I’m assuming you’re referring to this post when I punched Sherlock for insulting Anderson and practically pushing him down a flight of stairs. It was the only way to get him to listen and doesn’t happen on a regular basis. It was also nine months ago.

To be honest, he has a decent impact. 

I was a soldier. Of course I can do some bloody damage.

I’d like to make a list of the people you haven’t told that to.

Sod off.

Or?

Or I’ll punch you again.

You’re smirking. Can you insult me without smiling. 

Apparently not, you big bleeding dork.

…Captain.

GO AWAY.

vexedcer asked: Sherlock, what was the worst thing John has ever said to you in the middle of a fight?

You’re trying for us to kill each other. Don’t say anything, Sherlock.

He’s called me many things. The few I can remember are cold, heartless, emotionless, inhuman, blank, hollow, and fake.

And you forgave me each time, remember?

I’m not trying to start a fight- I answered the question.

Good, right.