Anonymous asked: Random question time! Sherlock, how old were you when you started smoking cigarettes? John, what made you decide to join the army?

I was sixteen.

Really? I’d always thought you’d started in Uni. With Victor, yes? Was that his name?

Bog off. We’re not getting into this, I assure you.

Just curious. You’ll answer when you’re ready. I joined the military because my parents couldn’t pay for both Harry and I to go to Uni. My best option was to join the army and there I was. 

There’s no need to sulk, Sherlock?

I’m not going to say anything about it.

Sherlock?

Shit.