vexedcer asked: John, when Sherlock wakes up, does he have a bed head?

Certainly.

He, on many occasions, is known to seemingly create a further mess of it. 

It’s very soft.

Don’t be repetitive.

Nevertheless, you’re beginning to enjoy it.

And is that a difficulty?

No- more a positive.

Well..

Sure. I’d love to.

howdoi-art asked: M!A Sherlock, get a haircut

No. I forbid it.

I thought you weren’t going to fret over these things.

I am now. It’s not happening.

He’s running his fingers through my hair again. Thank you. I did wish for this. I hope you can see the sarcasm in my eyes, dear asker.

Shut up and enjoy it, prat.

Oh, I will.