Anonymous asked: John! I didn't know my little 'getting to know you' question would lead to such dramatics (the cigarette one), I'm so sorry! (but god I'm curious about Victor now.)

He does this fairly often. It’s typically around once a month and it’s becoming normal, but annoying all the same. Don’t blame yourself, it was my fault for asking more questions. His time at Uni can be a sensitive subject and I knew that yet still asked.

I’m going to go try and unlock the door.

Wish me luck.

Anonymous asked: John, go see Sherlock. He's trying to be kind.

No, he didn’t listen. That isn’t kind.

I went to tell her something that I knew you never would. I also wanted to know about her because you still seem to care of her being. And if you care, I care.

What did you tell her?

About us.

Us, us?

Precisely.

Christ, Sherlock.

What?

She’s probably out of her mind!

Oh, but she isn’t.

Both she and I are apparently gay. Probably threw a party.

She didn’t. And I think I advised her with the addiction.

What?

Just come down. The flat is different with you in there.

You're infectious, you know.

Of course.