I used to, yeah. My belief in it diminished when he jumped and all, but it’s been coming back as he did so himself. It’s a blurry subject for me now.

No. Irrational.

Stop clicking your pen.

I’m thinking.

It went exceedingly well. My predictions of her were practically perfect.

You’re still a prat for that.

Nonetheless you’re still talking to me which means it has no matter.

Git.

John.

Sodding arse.

John. How many times to I have to say it?

You’re typing…

I’ve said it enough physically to amount the same. Also, I’m not empty-minded.

You’re insufferable.

And the slight smirk means you like it.

Still.

Just answer your question.

Fine. He met with Harry without my knowledge and updated her on the past five years of my life….. including the part about us.

It was due.

Christ.

Shut up.

Typing. Remember?

Your thoughts.

Git.

I don’t even have to tell you what I’m thinking- you know me too well.

And you know my response.

Well, I didn’t for the longest of time, but I now have acrophobia.

Sorry.

I know. No need to repeat yourself.

But I am.

And that’s okay.

No phobias. I’m not too fond of rain anymore, but it’s not frightening- just tiresome. 

I want a cat.

If you stop watching videos on that site you won’t.

But this one’s stuck inside a box!

You’re so naïve.

And you feed off of it.

The smile proves me correct.

When written as words, the numbers are alphabetical. 

Sherlock?

I’m right here.

Didn’t know if you could see my typing. Do you want to go out later? You could bring the cane.

Sure, as long as there’s not a great deal of walking.

There won’t be.

Good.

When I get the chance which is usually when he’s out on a case and I’m done with work.

I don’t see why fire is necessary for reading. You can do without it just the same.

It’s for pleasure. Something you wouldn’t know much about.

I know my fair share.

Ah, no…he’s never had Mycroft kill anyone for my sake. Doing so himself is an entirely different matter (Because he has done it before). But occasionally, yes- he does become jealous. If he feels as if people are, hmm, “looking” at me he is known to sometimes grab my hand- forgetting about the dislike of PDA completely. 

As improbable your statement is, yes. 

What?

He doesn’t have a moustache..but-

Yes, Sherlock?

-you could look decent with one.

I’m not trying it. 

Still. A opinion nonetheless.

She’s not technically a caretaker, but she does well at the job.

We do fine cleaning up on our own, but thanks for the offer anyways.

You do fine on your own.

Don’t act as if you forget your share.

I can’t when I’m constantly nagged not to.

Certainly.

He, on many occasions, is known to seemingly create a further mess of it. 

It’s very soft.

Don’t be repetitive.

Nevertheless, you’re beginning to enjoy it.

And is that a difficulty?

No- more a positive.

Well..

Sure. I’d love to.

Oh yes. By all means.

I would see it insufferable if we didn’t.

How sweet.

I’ll have my experiment explode if you continue being sarcastic and sentimental.

Fine. Right. Sure.