Anonymous asked: Sherlock stop being an arse! The cat is there for John's happiness and joy. Does that mean nothing to you?!

John's happiness does matter, mind you, but the cat is annoying. And I am allowed to believe that. Piss off.

Be nice.

No.

What? Is that the seventh time this week you’re sulking with the violin?

Ninth.

Right. Well.

Problem?

No. No. Not at all.

Yes you do. You’re not going to tell me, though. Not now. Possibly later tonight if we haven’t got a case on us. I’ll wait. 

Most likely, yes. You’re correct.

Clearly.