Anonymous asked: Random question time! Sherlock, how old were you when you started smoking cigarettes? John, what made you decide to join the army?

I was sixteen.

Really? I’d always thought you’d started in Uni. With Victor, yes? Was that his name?

Bog off. We’re not getting into this, I assure you.

Just curious. You’ll answer when you’re ready. I joined the military because my parents couldn’t pay for both Harry and I to go to Uni. My best option was to join the army and there I was. 

There’s no need to sulk, Sherlock?

I’m not going to say anything about it.

Sherlock?

Shit.

Anonymous asked: What do you guys think about medical marijuana? I have IBS and have heard it may help and was thinking of looking into it.

I don’t prefer it. It’s too risky.

I’m not the best person to advise you wether to use drugs or not.

Agreed. Eat your meal.

Aye-aye captain.

You’re bonkers.

I never said I wasn’t.

vexedcer asked: I've become addicted to this blog. Thanks for giving me something legal to be addicted to (No, that is not a dig at Sherlock's history; I just wanted to show thanks)

I’m almost positive you were hinting at my history.

You never have really talked about that with me yet.

Perhaps because I don’t wish to. The past is the past. I’m clean now.

Showing me your patches doesn’t prove anything. I know you’re clean, you’ve been going cold turkey for quite awhile now, I bought you the patches naturally I realize you wear them, and I trust you. Plus, cigarettes aren’t nearly the same as what I believe you’ve done prior to now. You aren’t obliged to tell me if you do not want to, just as I am not obliged to tell you about my war history. 

You telling me isn't necessary. I can guess almost all of it.

Once we get to the park and you have your samples, have at it.

You really do spoil me, don’t you, John?

I try, Sherlock. I try.