thisisjustawful asked: Sherlock, you should do as John says. He's a doctor; he knows what's best for your health.

Are uoy my mum?

No, Sherlock, that’s a person in your phone asking you a question. For the blog, remember? (I really don’t understand how some chemical and pears could have this effect on him. Have I missed something or is he not telling me everything? Jesus.)

Thgirla. I know John’s a doctor. He’s dlot me many times and I took my medicine like he said to but it didn’t etsat very pleasant. He dias I should be normal in a yad at most. Am I not normal?

Not even relatively.

What?

Your thought process, backwards typing and walking, and peculiar comments are getting better. You’re drifting out of it, but slowly. Go to sleep. I have work and I can’t allow you to roam the flat without Mrs. Hudson here.

But yhw? 

I said so. Just sleep, please, Sherlock?

Go to work.

Thank you.

Anonymous asked: how is your leg, sherlock? can you walk on it yet?

It’s doing well. John has a near… talent. I can walk on it, but I’m still using his cane for assistance. He says it’s my last week relying on it though because he wants me to do it on my own.

He’s a sickly patient, but calms down once he knows I’m certain of my actions.

I never doubted you. I doubted my ability to heal this rapidly.

It’s amazing what the body can do.

That sounded provocative.

You confuse me.

I do that to everyone.

Anonymous asked: Sherlock, have you had an actual (and credible) diagnosis of sociopathy?

No. I think I would be in the possession of enough logic to do it myself.

But you're wrong.

Why would I ever-

Sherlock. It’s a front. I’m not dense, but you say it to brainless people so they stop calling you names. You’re not a sociopath, you’re a human and that’s all you’ll ever be- whether you like it or not.

Your doctor is showing.

My care for you is too.

When is it not?

I haven’t the slightest.

I was waiting for you to notice my intentions.

They were almost evident the first time you said it, if only you knew the signs of sociopathy. But Anderson didn’t and you made a point.

yellowmagicorchestra asked: Which one of you has the strongest punch?

I believe we’re equal.

He claims his strength is from the army. He was a doctor.

And he declares he once boxed in secondary school, but I don’t have much faith in this. Sherlock Holmes? Boxing? Unlikely. What is probable is him finding the analytical aspects of the situation and using them to his advantage.

I don’t even want to debate now.

Really?

Yes.

Pardon?

Yes.

What?

God dammit John, I said yes- I don’t wish to bicker but you continually asking is persuading me to do so!

Apologies. Since I didn’t before, how’s the jaw?

Better. The ice is doing it’s job. I never doubted it.

Neither did I.