Anonymous asked: John, do you realize how lucky you are, that Sherlock didn't die? Not all of us have such amazing people in our lives... And very few loved ones, 'come back from the dead'.

Increasingly. Every day. Why wouldn’t I?

Because you have every day tasks that fill up that head of yours instead.

No, not with this. I’ll forever be glad you’re alive.

I’m glad you are too. From what I saw you weren’t doing too well…

Anonymous asked: Bit of a depressing question, but close friends of my family just got into an accident, one of the partners died instantaneously and the other half of the relationship was left barely hurt. How do you think each of you would react to that sort of situation? Would you feel guilty?

We’re sorry to hear about what has happened.

No we’re not.

I am.

The situation has happened.

He died and I was emotionally hurt. But it’s not quite what you’re saying, really. I don’t exactly know how I’d react to a car crash; however, I can assure you I did feel very guilty about his “fall”. For a long time I figured it was my fault he. An awfully dark time for me then, I’d say.

Sorry.

No. Don’t.

I’m cooking dinner tonight.

That sounds great, Sherlock. Really. By any chance… are we getting the cat soon?

If we can find one.

You’re Sherlock Holmes. I highly doubt you can’t find a cat in all of London.

Anonymous asked: We all know that you aren't dead, but is moriarty really dead or was he faking too?

Yes, clearly. You cannot shoot yourself in the head and survive it (Jumping off a building, on the contrary, is a different matter obviously).

You’re not lying, right?

Certainly. If I was I assure you now that I would still be ‘dead’ myself.

Are we going to Angelo’s later?

If you wish to. I won’t be eating. Your choice.

Sure. I call in for a reservation. How fast do you think you’ll solve this case?

Two days at the most. Why?

Just wondering.

No logical person ever does that. Explain. Now.

Logical? You think I’m logical?

Yes, of course. 

Did you hear about the Duchess of Cambridge?

It’s too trivial. Stop changing the subject.

Never mind.

I won’t give up this easily, John, do keep that in mind.