I don’t even eat on that table most days- just sit on the couch or floor instead. I find it healthier than eating with carcasses.

That’s nice, John. Because I really do care.

What would you do if I got sick?

Fix you.

Good.

Follow his lead. Easily. Dead or faking it, if I full-heartedly believed he was gone, I would join him instantly. There’s no doubt in my mind for my choices.

Sherlock.

I would. You don’t need to test me.

No. It’s just… Thank you. 

Welcome.

(x)

That is true… your point about him knowing they’re coming… but that doesn’t stop him from putting on a show. And faking his own death. And forgetting to tell me it was all just a trick for a “few” goddamned, sodding years.

You know Sherlock. Even I, who loves him and is knowledgeable to everything about him, can be mislead by him. He really can be deceiving sometimes. And forgetful.

…That actually may help, but I don’t think Gladstone will be leaving the flat and roaming London on her own just yet. Maybe he can do the bringing aspect of it.

Maybe I cannot.

It’d give you an acceptable reason to dissect rats again. Although, I’m not too sure if-

That is an idea.

If, by saying separated, you mean never had met at all my answer would be simple: dead. Drugs, case, poor experiment… death was planned early on for me.

I really hate when you talk like that, you berk.

“Doe eyes” do nothing for the situation, John.

You did stop with the violin.

To respond to you on my phone, yes.  Obviously I can’t play and control the device simultaneously. I’m not that talented.

Continue playing, though. Did you compose this one yourself?

Partially, yes.

Without meeting Sherlock I’d probably have had moved in with Harry around this time. Seems reasonable enough to me.

Ah, no…he’s never had Mycroft kill anyone for my sake. Doing so himself is an entirely different matter (Because he has done it before). But occasionally, yes- he does become jealous. If he feels as if people are, hmm, “looking” at me he is known to sometimes grab my hand- forgetting about the dislike of PDA completely. 

As improbable your statement is, yes. 

Although I am not inclined to describe much of the information, the most challenging ‘case’ was hunting down Moriarty’s men after both he and I had 'died’. 

Any of them are quite fascinating to blog about. Possibly the first one due to the fact that it was all a thrill being there and doing such things for the first time with him.

Let’s go.

I had to reply!

Yes, yes. The cab is waiting.

Fine. Get in.

Thank you. Tell the driver the bomber’s address.

Sure.