Anonymous asked: I am in need of a experimental carcass, any idea where I could get one?

Try a menagerie- often times than not they’ll have some in the process of burial or disposal. If you speak to the right people you should be able to get your hands on it, but then again I am family to the British government. If all fails, check woodlands. For human corpses visit the morgue.

Sherlock.

Not good?

Very not good.

Apologies.

thisisjustawful asked: There's going to be a day, I'm sure, when John gets ill because of the dead things in your flat.

I don’t even eat on that table most days- just sit on the couch or floor instead. I find it healthier than eating with carcasses.

That’s nice, John. Because I really do care.

What would you do if I got sick?

Fix you.

Good.

Anonymous asked: Why an animal carcass? Any explainable reason for that?

Molly was out of thumbs and joints, which I needed. She helped me get the pig. It was our compromise.

But I never agreed.

What can you do about it now?

Just ask next time. Yeah?

No. It won’t matter. I’ll just bring them in without your consent, John. Don’t go to this extreme- there’s no need.