No.

Mrs. Hudson says we act like a married couple.

Arguing is adoration in our language.

I thought our language was eyebrow raising for takeout.

That too.

I assure you we’re still together and aren’t planning on changing it anytime soon. Sherlock just doesn’t seem to understand the dangers of some of his experiments and the health risks they bring.

If it really bothers you I’ll pitch it. Just join me in bed. It’s not as warm without you.

You sod.

Thank you.