I’ve thought about it, but in the end I don’t find it to be a problem.

He won’t bore me. It’s not logical.

And how is that?

Oh, why bother detailing such things in a long and droning paragraph when there are easier ways?

Because it would answer my question.

You don’t have to go into work today.

That is correct.

Let’s find a case. We’ll go to Angelo’s later. I’ll show you the best spots of the city.

Who says you’ll finish the case in time?

Are you joking? Honestly, John. Do keep up.

Are you sick? You coughed a few times too many.

We have been sharing a bed unless he is angered or I fall asleep on the sofa accidentally (even then he might pull me back to the room). But he has left a few things up there just for times when he would like to be or sleep alone. It’s now an extra room we use for privacy. 

Please come out.

I am. Transport your lazy arse to the sitting room and see for yourself.

I understand you withdrawing the knowledge from me, so I have taken the time to solve your peculiarity.

And what is it?

The book was missing. You were reading it on you own up in the second bedroom.

That took longer than it should have.

Do you like it?

Tea please. And toast. No jam.

Oh, yes, almost every day. It makes work difficult at times- I can’t concentrate knowing that someone may be shooting at him (or he is bored at home shooting at the flat). Slightly sickening, if I must say.

There are always the chances of my decisions harming him but I do the best so he is safe. We both know the consequences and how we’ll react if the situation does play out in such ways. We need each other to survive, practically.

The episodes he has directed are fantastic. He and Matt seem to work well together.

I wasn’t attracted to anyone before John.

I had thought about it, but I stuck with girlfriends.

Yes- you had somewhere around twenty.

Should I feel honored that you remembered it?

If you wish.

My feelings for The Woman were never quite of love or attraction- I was intrigued by her knowledge and actions, so no. I see John differently.

Who said anything about my internet history?

Actually, anyone’s logs on the internet are nowhere near private.

Concerning the type of relationship and my internet history: I, uh, want to abide by his wishes. At the moment he wants to refrain from such things and I will not, erm, pressure him. These questions are horrible.

They’re quite realistic. I’m amazed at how long it took them to ask us this.

Nice choice in words, Anon. Fall. Very funny.

It was almost an experiment. It began for me when I was dead, John around Baskerville. The fact that you could acquire such strong feelings for someone without seeing them in person was rather astonishing for me to discern.

He’s right about Baskerville.

I’m true regarding to everything.

You forgot how to brush your teeth this morning, Sherlock. Don’t act like such a prat.

Yes, I suppose so.

We still are embarrassed by many prospects of this new relationship.

It is quite nice at times.

Such as right now?

 Exceedingly.

No, there’s not a need to be.

I’m fearful to answer this knowing my flat mate and his abilities.

Is that a compliment?

No.

Why would you be afraid of spiders if you were in the war?

I was a doctor!

Oh, how the tables turn..

Yes, I am, but what is Season 2, Episode 1? Are you referring to a month in the summer? 

They are now official bonkers.

Yes, I agree. They are out of their minds.