Partially.

He’s in love with me. He can’t be.

I can be attracted to both- just as you are with both genders.

Or Sherlocks and women.

That’s not logical.

You’re the exception. Of all the females. I like women, and I like you. No other men. Good?

Very good.

Other than the one for John (on the nights he has trouble sleeping) I am, yes. There’s around two currently, but really they could be considered as a whole if wished. As for what inspired them, I’m not sure. Boredom, I suppose? John? I haven’t the slightest actually.

Yes, obviously. What’s it like in your heads? Wasn’t the answer clear to you or… oh. No. You all are too simple. I see.

You sodding prat. We’re not getting a stripper pole.

Experiment concluded.

John’s watching telly.

And Sherlock is experimenting… right?

Cooking.

What are you cooking?

Fingers.

Fingers?!

One punctuation mark at a time, please.

For a meal?

You were correct the first time with the statement ‘experimenting’. I merely was classifying how I was experimenting.

Clean it up. Please. That’s disgusting.

That’s science.

By non-physical do you, erm, mean-

We haven’t had sex.

Yes. But we are affectionate. Does that make sense?

Entirely.

And yes, many I-love-you’s. Many more offline.

Our relationship is growing.

I’m fond of it.

Are you now?

Smart arse.

Stop grinning, you git.

Saying it only makes it worse. You should have learned this by now.

Seriously though. Get that bloody smirk off your face.

Zombie works wouldn’t be very… appealing after what I’ve seen.

No matter the speed, they’d would complicate cases. But the slow ones would be easier, yes? This is illogical.

I don’t want to think about this.

Then don’t. Sorry.

Fine.

How’s Harry?

Good. Well. Yes.

And are you okay there?

Mhm.

I miss you.

I miss you too, but we can do this.

I’m buying milk later today. More than we need.

Just don’t use all of our money, okay?

I miss you.

I do too, Sherlock.

As in the female’s monthly cycle? I’m a doct-

Yes.

You’re very eager.

You’re very slow at typing. Two fingers, John?

The words eventually appear nonetheless, Mr. Patience.

I don't usually have a one selected piece that I admire most- I use them all at different times for various reasons. My previous response can be found here.

It would be good for you.

The violin? I agree.

Can I come back in then?

I suppose.

My day has been just a bit short of delightful. Sarah didn’t need me at the surgery so I’ve been able to spend sometime with the prattish git (except for the times I’ve been outside and civilians ask me questions. One thought I was waiting for my dog to come home. The other asked if I got into trouble with the wife again, which somehow seems correct). Overall it’s been a decent day. I was able to have Sherlock to eat some eggs this morning. 

Dull.

Go away.

Can’t. I’m not allowing the violin out of the flat.

Just.. be nice.

Don’t roll your eyes.

Okay, that’s enough. No need to get angered.

Sherlock, put the knife down.

Oh, but I can’t do that now, can I?

I’m sleeping in my old bedroom tonight.

As if that will help.

 Nikola Tesla as in the inventor? He’s interesting, I presume.

If he is who you referring to, then he is brilliant. His creations and the likings are intelligently realistic. Goethe is absorbing.

Not really, no. This happened more frequently before than it does now and I am, in reality, beginning to feel poorly for him. I’m sure it becomes quite crowded up in that mind of his. I would go off my head if it I was dealing with it.