Anonymous
asked:
are you watching the swine documentary?

No. He is, though. Seems bloody interested to me.

Correct. Did you know they’re one of the smartest animals?

I’m sitting right here- I can hear everything you do.

So?

I’m telling you no right now.

For what? I wasn't planning on asking you if I could bring in a dead pig to examine.

Good.

I said I wasn’t planning on asking you. One is already on its way.

For hell’s sake, Sherlock!

I’ll clean up after, if it will help.