One time I came home to Sherlock staring at the window because he had thrown his phone out of it for a bloody experiment. Or when he forgot how to brush his teeth (Or the time he forgot how to turn on the shower- fairly sure that was the same day, though. Almost had to go to the hospital with how much I was laughing and all).

I once pretended to lack the ability to solve a certain case and John believed every ounce of it. Very humorous., I will say.

I was worried! You had just come back from being dead for two bleeding years.

Precisely.