Not exactly.

He has done other things. Like make a loud mess in the kitchen to have me think that he hurt himself. Or blow something up. Or set off the fire alarm. The amount of times I’ve had to run out of the shower dripping wet is incredible. Pain in the arse to clean the floors, though.

It’s not that often. Sometimes my experiments simply fail.

Either way, I like seeing your face covered in ashes.

Shut up.