I’m not offended at all. I think it’s safe to consider me bisexual at this point-I’m in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes, for God’s sake. Would be fickle of me to deny it, especially on this blog where most inhabiters already know.

For further proof, I deduced this about him three months before I jumped. He mirrors spotting an attractive woman when he sees some men and his pupils dilate. Simple, really.

Shut it, you sod.

Bring me tea and I will.