Anonymous
asked:
what do you both want for christmas?

Dead bodies.

I don’t know if Santa can manage that one, Sherlock.

An intricate case is well needed.

I’d like Sherlock to clean the flat. That’d be nice. And no fighting tomorrow when everyone is over.

And a million quid at this rate?

That’d be nice. Yes.

Looks as if we both won’t be getting what we want this year.

I’m not going to murder someone just for your pleasure and Christmas gift!

You could just hire someone…

No. No. No. Go play the violin- that’s all I want.

Fine.