Obviously Deduced — Have you read Alone on the Water? And maybe School...

Anonymous

asked:

Have you read Alone on the Water? And maybe School for Scandal?

No, for School. I have a feeling it’s not like Alone on the Water, is it? More… provocative, I assume?

Yes.

You’re not going on the computer for awhile.

I’m sure if the inhabiters want me to read it so much they’ll print it out and stuff it under the door with a red ribbon and a note that says “Merry Christmas”.

Christ, Sherlock.